Not wanting to miss out on all the nannying fun, the U.S. Justice Department is developing a campaign to target beer, wine, and spirits as major contributors to crime. A report on the link from the Office of Justice Programs suggested that the federal government should pay for an advertising effort "on a scale similar to the amount... allocated for its anti-illicit drug media campaign." That would be a $1 billion ad campaign about the dangers of drinking adult beverages. A campaign which, again, you would pay for.