The nannies at the Farm Animal Reform Movement (FARM) have rounded up a roster of second-rate actors and unemployed “celebrities” to promote its 16th annual “Great American Meatout” on March 20. This year, FARM has also set its sights on school kids by pushing “easy, fun and effective” classroom lesson plans at every grade level to advance their militant vegetarian dogma. “Ultimately the movement toward healthier, kinder and sustainable food choices relies on education,” FARM says.