Terrorists from the Upper Midwest Resistance Against Genetic Engineering (GrainRAGE) are taking responsibility for blocking the entrance to Cargill’s headquarters for several hours on Tuesday. Protestors at the scene baselessly blamed the agribusiness company for all sorts of supposed agricultural woes. GrainRAGE describes itself as a group of people “who promote small scale organic agriculture and self-sufficiency by attacking corporate agribusiness and all forms of biotechnology.”
