We hope you’re enjoying some quality time with your families (and finishing that last-minute shopping). The Christmas season is a fitting time to reflect on our common gift of personal freedoms, and on our obligation to oppose against anyone who seeks to diminish them.
Do remember: Food activists don’t take time off for the holidays, for their merriment is derived from being frosty about our shared joys. And in case you missed it, there’s still time before tonight’s visit from St. Nick to protect yourself from a Santa-sized obesity lawsuit. Just print out our Christmas Cookie Liability And Indemnification Agreement and put it next to the milk and cookies where the jolly old fellow can see it.
Kris Kringle’s signature will serve as a waiver for your treats, shielding you from ridiculous lawsuits filed by trial lawyers angling to “sue somebody” for a sleigh full of money.
In all seriousness, we would like to wish you a holiday season ripe with good spirits, cherished company, and – of course – great food and drink!
We value your support. And we look forward to involving you in our mission for many Christmases to come.
